So I have recently began watching Simon Cowell’s latest work of genius.  Yes, you know…America’s Got Talent.  In truth, I like it a tad better than American Idol, because people do so much more than sing.

And they have just some strange people.  Michelle L’Amour, who has a degree in finance, but would rather follow her passion and dreams, which turns out to be….stripping.  And, on account on the two male judges, even though Brandy tried in vain to hit their X buttons, Michelle got through.

And Leonid the Magnificant.  Gayer than the gay guy who walks down the gay street in gayland.  Not that I’m homophobic, or anything, but Russian guys who wear wings and makeup and high heels and balance swords just don’t do it for me.

But then….then, there is this, and this is what makes my life worthwhile…