Two very important things:

Number one, my grandmother is giving me a trip to Hawaii and the Caribbean in October for my birthday/Christmas/master’s degree graduation.  As I will be going to Aruba, stay glued to Fox News Channel for breaking updates.  Also once I disappear please do not believe anything in the tabloids.

Secondly, Danica Patrick is talking to NASCAR teams.  THE WOMAN CAN’T DRIVE and she hangs out with Melanie’s brother.  Also, she’s just not nice.  She is really rude to certain people who park her.

NASCAR, I love you.  I love your drivers, your pit crews, your cars, your fans, and even your radio personalities on the rare occasions I get a check in the mail.  Please do not allow the most annoying Indy Car driver in the world to mar your beautiful NASCAR world.