So.

I got the job I really, really wanted. You know, the full time one that would enable me to quit Subway and get a real life?

Except.

The training and orientation is ONLY being offered this weekend, as the trainer leaves for the summer.  It won’t be offered again until September.  And I can’t take it, since I have the kids all weekend.

My cousin, who just had a baby, is leaving the baby and going on her senior class trip this weekend. 

I cannot believe the unfairness of this.